A New Yorker Trapped in SoCal

Southern California drives me crazy. This morning, it was foggy and I thought to myself THANK GOD Fall is back again... but NO in an hour it's sunny and I'm wearing long sleeves. I'm so sick of this stupid sunny California CRAP! Why can't we be normal and have SEASONS?!


To add to my frustrations, yesterday my car broke down three times on the way home from work. My car has been dying (while I'm driving it, might I add) for over 2 months now. This is yet another reason I belong in beautiful New York... taking the SUBWAY!


Everything in Southern California is so.... CONTRIVED. I hate our shopping centers and our stupid parking lots that come in bulk. Everything comes in BULK. There is nothing unique here, just chain stores and people who lack class. I'm so close to LA it makes me sick... LA produces the kind of people that aren't fit to live in a world full of OTHER PEOPLE. They are so selfish and annoying! At the clothing store where I work, it's like they think they have the right to treat me like I'm dirt because I work there! I don't understand this sense of entitlement that people from LA have. Just because they have spent thousands of dollars to look like a Pamela Anderson disaster, doesn't mean they are better than the normal people.


New York, I miss you so much! I miss your culture, I miss your cafés, I miss your cheesecake! I miss the beautiful buildings and Central Park! I miss Broadway... I miss the rain that soaked my pants all the way past my knees. Wait for me, my love, I'll be there soon... I can't STAND being here much longer.